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I've been waiting here to be your guide, so come....

....reveal the secrets that you keep inside

Created on 2006-12-03 05:02:02 (#11744575), last updated 2009-07-12

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Basic Info

Name:	The Devil's Advocate
Birthdate:	1986-03-22
Location:	Northridge, California, United States
Website:	My Fiction. Not for the faint of heart.

Contact:

slytherinshannon@gmail.com

Bio

-Bibliophile-
-Conservative liberal
-Latina
-Woman of color including Celtic, Spanish and German ancestry. Don't give me that stupid oppression lecture!
-UCLA undergrad
-History major
-English minor
-Artist
-Writer
-Historian
-80s music whiz
-Orator
-Debater
-Supports Catwoman as prostitute origin by Frank Miller
-Harley Quinn cosplayer. Fuck the hatas.
-Fan of In n Out cheeseburgers
-Runner
-Swimmer
-Survivor of anorexia since June 2000
-Has met Slash, Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, Darwyn Cooke, Paul Dini, Grant Morrison, Brian Azzarello, Fat Momma since her debut in Los Angeles

ETA: On April 18, 2009 I finally met my guitar hero, my baby, my drug of choice, Ace Frehley in Hollywood, CA.

"The problem with Scotland is.....is that it's full of Scots" Edward the Longshanks, Braveheart

"It's a dream, a frightful dream... life is..." Commodus, Gladiator

I think I'll just go down and have some pudding and wait for it all to turn up - it always does in the end-Luna Lovegood

Her death rattle is like wind chimes on a spring morning. Finally, sweet release-Joker, All Star Batman and Robin #8

To be a true artist is to be both a sadist and a masochist. You have to be sadistic because you question and destroy what people hold close to them with religious fervor. You have to be a masochist as well because of the fan fury that will hit you like a hurricane. You might as well get used to it-Me, June 10, 2008

God gave me these hands to create art, not to tickle fangirls' nether regions-Me, June 11, 2008

I am Atilla, Odoacer, and Alaric all rolled into one and you cannot stop me-Me June 11, 2008

Please don't worry. It's a psychological complaint, common amongst ex librarians. You see, she thinks she is the coffee table edition. Mind you, I can't say much for the volume's condition. I mean, there is a hole in the jacket and he spine appears to be damaged. Frankly, she won't be walking off the shelves in that state of repair. In fact, the idea of her walking anywhere seems increasingly remote. But then, that's always a problem with softbacks-Joker, The Killing Joke

My heroes: Larry Flynt, Tom Leykis, Tina Turner, Dr. Martin Luther King

KISS Fan Site. Come visit us!

My Yuku Page

Nurse Joker icons by lallly

TIGER, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies 5
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder and what art
Could twist the sinews of thy heart? 10
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand and what dread feet?

What the hammer? what the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? What dread grasp 15
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?

When the stars threw down their spears,
And water'd heaven with their tears,
Did He smile His work to see?
Did He who made the lamb make thee? 20

Tiger, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?

William Blake (1757-1827)

How to make a Madmadonna

Ingredients:

5 parts competetiveness

5 parts crazyiness

5 parts ego

Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add lovability to taste! Do not overindulge!

My drug of choice

Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

be sorted @ nimbo.net

RIP MJ

I found this at ontd_political

Smooth Criminal

Background: Yankee born and bred.

Favorite Food: Friday's Cheddar Cheese and Bacon chips

Personal Motto: In Snape I trust.

I'm an approachable person with varying interests. I like to call myself opinionated yet openminded, however, there are spineless types out there who'd rather call me worst things. I would call myself tolerant (If your idea of sexy is putting on subdermal teflon implants underneath the skin on top of your skull, go ahead. I think they are cool, but they are not for me), but if there are a few things that will turn me into the demon's spawn in a flash are: fangirlishness, Sues, BNFs, fantards, feminist pigs and their apologists, when crackfic is called 'gold', when Suethors run amuck and bad parenting.

Friend: Sure! Love meeting new people.

New friending policy effective 2/5/09
It seems I have gotten a large number of friend requests but due to my cynical nature I have decided to keep my adds to a minimum before I respond. The reason for this is because I want to prevent sockpuppetry. Comment on my journal so that I can get to know you first and I will consider adding you. I am not doing this to be mean guys, but due to my, ahem, proactive nature, I wanna keep the trolls posing as kind souls away. I hope you understand. My blog will be open of course.

I won't bite. At first ! ^_~

Banner by spacediva @ KISSFAQ

Ace Frehley is love

Banner by ericaleev

joker.is.(lust).love by ghostwalker

Banner by ghostwalker

Where I would love to live eventually: England or somewhere in the Scandinavian countries. California weather stinks. Blue skies and clear weather my ass.

Hobbies: Reading, writing, music, running, surfing(the net, HATE the beach, I shoulda been a vampire!).

Favorite writers: Mary Wollstonecraft, Carol Anne Duffy, JK Rowling, Greg Rucka

Favorite artists: (Comic) Brian Bolland, Jim Lee, Dale Eaglesham, Dan Brereton, Alex Ross

(Non Comic): Rembrandt, Giotto, Giorgone, Peter Paul Reubens, Anne Geddes

Favorite Actors: Johnny Depp, Jack Nicholson, Alan Rickman, Marilyn Monroe, Julianne Moore, Sir Antony Hopkins, Jake Gyllenhaal

Quotes to live by

I do take my work seriously and the way to do that is not to take yourself too seriously-Alan Rickman

Just because you're a perfectionist doesn't mean you're perfect-Jack Nicholson

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants-Johnny Depp

The truth is I've never fooled anyone. I've let people fool themselves. They didn't bother to find out who and what I was. Instead they would invent a character for me. I wouldn't argue with them. They were obviously loving somebody I wasn't. When they found this out, they would blame me for disillusioning them---and fooling them.-Marilyn Monroe

When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it-Madonna

FAQ

When did you start writing?

When my kindergraten teacher, Ms. Chasen, taught me to handle a pencil with care. I started writing for myself when I was in high school after my English teacher, Mr. Edwards, brought me out of my shell while we shared journal thoughts in class. I was also getting into my favorite genre of music, and part of that style, I incorporated into my work. I don't think I will pursue a career in writing, but as a freelancer, I say, never say never! Some of my earilest influences were 80s song lyrics. I cite Paul Stanley and Nikki Sixx as early infuences.

When will you start writing for other fandoms?

It's hard to say. University is a far more demanding lifestyle, and I am not talking about the all nighters, the mixers, and finals either! I miss the simplicity of community college. More likely than not, I will delve into some fanart which I will post in lj. Writing a story takes time and thought which usually takes me anywhere from about two weeks to a month to complete. With fanart, it takes less time. I like the fusion style.

Why are you so mean?

I am not mean, I am just opinionated. I just hate whatever is popular. People become cowards when you tell them the truth and they get defensive about by slinging mud at you. Not cool. Debate/disagree is one thing, but name calling is something else. I feel more comfortable in a place where I will meet people I disagree with than in a cult like mindset with people I do agree with.

Who do you think will win the 2008 Presidential race?

At this moment I would say Barrack Obama. Hillary will come a close second. She is obviously not her husband, which is good, but I can already smell a scandal that will put her a breath short of a victory. I am a Libertarian with both conservative and liberal leanings. I would call myself a dissident feminist/men's advocate.

Do you have any kids?

I am the proud parent of a Netherland Dwarf/Mini rex rabbit named Johnny, 5 cockatiels (Ace, Phoenix II, and Selina, Tweety and Jack) and a grey named Lilah.

Movies/Films/Docs: Gladiator, Braveheart, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Batman, Batman: Mask of the Phantasm, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Stewie Griffen: The Untold Story, Dracula (1992), The People Vs. Larry Flynt, Philadelphia, Forrest Gump